My Online Scrapbook...again

HOW THE WORLD WAS CREATED... BY COMPUTER
IN THE BEGINING
(To justify God's ways to the 21st century).

In the begining was the computer. And God took a sit in front of it and

this is what happened :

#************************************
#* Welcome to SimUniverse Computers *
#************************************
#Please Enter your login name : God

#password : omniscient

#login or password incorrect , try again

#Login : God

#password : omnipotent

#login ok.. entering system.

And God signed on 12:01 a.m., Sunday, March 1.

$ Let there be light!

# Unrecognizable command. Try again!

$ Create light

# Done.

$ Create heaven

# Done.

$ Create earth

# Please wait... terraforming... calculating... Done.

$ Run heaven and earth

# Done.

And God created Day and Night. An God saw there were 0 errors.

And God signed off at 12:02 a.m., Sunday, March 1.

# Approx. funds remaining: $92.50.

And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Monday, March 2.

$ Let there be firmament in the midstm of the water and

# Unrecognizable command. Try again!

$ Create firmament

# Done.

$ Run firmament

# Done.

And God divided the waters. And God saw there were 0 errors.

And God signed off 12:02 a.m., Monday, March 2.

# Approx. funds remaining: $84.60.

And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Tuesday, March 3.

$ Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let the dry land appear and

# Too many characters in string especification! Try again!

$ Run dryland

# Done.

And God created Earth and Seas. And God saw there were 0 errors.

And God signed off 12:01 a.m., Tuesday, March 3.

# Approx. funds remaining: $65.00.

And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Wednesday, March 4.

$ Create lights in the firmament to divide the day fron the night

# Unspecified type. Try again!

$ Create sunmoonstars

# Done.

And God created Sun, Moon, Stars. And God saw there were 0 errors.

And God signed off 12:01 a.m., Wednesday, March 4.

# Approx. funds remaining: $54.00.

And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Thursday, March 5.

$ Create fish

# Done.

$ Create fowl

# Done.

$ Run fish´nfowl

# Done.

And God created the great seamonsters and every living creature
that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and
every winged fowl after its kind. and He saw there were 0 errors.

And God signed off 12:01 a.m., Thursday, March 5.

# Approx. funds remaining: $45.60.

And God signed on at 12:00 a.m., Friday, March 6.

$ Create cattle

# Done.

$ Create creepy things

# Done.

$ Now let us make man in our image

# Unspecified type. Try again!

$ Create man

# Done.

$ Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue
it, and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl
of the air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth

# Too many command operands! Try again!

$ Run multiplication

# Execution terminated. 6 errors.

$ Insert breath

# Done.

$ Run multiplication

# Execution terminated. 5 errors.

$ Move man to Garden of Eden

# File ´Garden of Eden´ not found.

$ Create Gard.En

# Done.

$ Move man to Garden of Eden

# Done.

$ Run multiplication

# Execution terminated. 4 errors.

$ Copy woman from man

# Done.

$ Run multiplication

# Execution terminated. 3 errors.

$ Insert woman into man

# Illegal parameters! Try again!

$ Insert man into woman

# Done.

$ Run multiplication

# Execution terminated. 2 errors.

$ Create desire

# Done.

$ Run multiplication

# Done.

And God saw the man'nwoman being fruitful,
and multiplying in the Gard.En

# Execution for Warning: No time limit on this run.

# 1 errors.

$ Create freewill

# Done.

$ Run freewill

# Done.

And God saw the man'nwoman being fruitful,
and multiplying in the Gard.En

# Execution Warning: No time limit on this run.

# 1 errors.

$ Undo desire

# Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created

$ Destroy freewill

# Freewill is an inaccesible file and cannot be destroyed.

# Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

$ Help!

# Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created.

# Freewill is an inaccesible file and cannot be destroyed.

# Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.

$ Create treeofknowledge

And God saw the man'nwoman being fruitful,
and multiplying in the Gard.En

# Execution Warning: No time limit on this run.

# 1 errors.

$ Create good´nevil

# Done.

$ Activate evil

# Done.

And God saw he had created shame.

# Warning: System error in sector E96. Man'nwoman not in

# the Gard.En.

# 1 errors.

$ show Gard.En

# Not found.

$ Search Gard.En for man'nwoman

# Searching.... Search Failed. Not Found.

$ Delete shame

# Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated.

$ Destroy freewill

# Freewill is an inaccesible file and cannot be destroyed.

$ Stop

# Unrecognizable command. Try again!

$ Break

$ Break

$ Break

$^C

# ATTENTION ALL USERS: ATTENTION ALL USERS:

# COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MANTENANCE

# PLEASE SIGN OFF

$ Create new world

# You have exceeded your allocated file space.

# Please delete old files.

$ Destroy earth.

# Destroy earth. Please confirm: (Y/N)

# Confirmation Timed out. Cancelling Action.

COMPUTER DOWN. COMPUTER DOWN

# SERVICES WILL RESUME ON SUNDAY MARCH 8 AT 6:00 A.M

# YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW!

# You have been disconected from SimUniverse Server.

And God signed off 11:59 p.m., Friday, March 6.

And God saw he had zero funds remaining.